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Fight Club: How 6 Rules of Combat Will Make You a Winning Writer

The mind virus is created. Spread the infection. Each of five episodes is only 99 cents each. Get the whole Season for the discount at $3.99. (And if you already have read it, please review it.) Thanks! ~ Chazz

The mind virus is created. Spread the infection. Each of five episodes is only 99 cents each. Get the whole Season for the discount at $3.99. (And if you already have read it, please review it.) Thanks! ~ Chazz

I’m teaching my son hand-to-hand combat. He’s such a friendly, funny, sweet little guy, I’m sure his character will keep him out of lots of fights. However, there are things to learn that are applicable to the forces you and I combat. For instance, it’s often easy to predict who will win a street fight. Similarly, I can tell you why some authors will win the fight to have their work discovered.

The bigger person usually wins the fight.

The fighting analogy is obvious, but it applies to our book ventures, too. If you have published many books, you’re in more Also boughts. More shelf space means easier discoverability. The longer your book is available, the more sales it will eventually accrue. (My bestseller is still my first book.)

If you aren’t big yet, write more good books.

The person who strikes first usually wins the fight.

I’d rather my son run from any fight, but if threatened with no escape route, hit fast and hit hard and hit first. End it before the drunk gets a head of steam on the courage he got from a bottle.

If you got into self-publishing early (i.e. before the Amazon algorithms changed) or if you were a popular traditionally published author, you have the advantage of experience and legacy. You had a profile. You still have an advantage now. You hit early, hard and first. You’re still feeling the benefits of throwing the first punch.

The person who is better prepared wins the fight.

A trained fighter has an obvious advantage over a novice. The trained fighter will be less likely to panic when things go wrong and will know how to compensate for a temporary reversal of fortune. After losing sparring matches in training, the experienced fighter has knowledge that will allow victory.

Similarly, if a writer has written a long time, he or she will not lose confidence at a temporary setback. Sometimes you have no idea what happens next in your story and you’ve written yourself into a corner. Once you’ve written yourself into a corner many times, you don’t give up so quickly when you meet the problem again. You recognize opportunities or make new ones.

The person who is willing to do what it takes to win, will. 

Most people are unwilling to do the nasty things you do to end a fight decisively. Most fights start when an idiot tries to intimidate someone, but the bully often doesn’t really want to fight. There’s a good reason no one really wants to fight. It hurts. Even if you win, you’ll very likely have tooth marks on your knuckles.

You guessed it. Many people who say they want to write, don’t. Experienced writers get bored when someone complains they don’t have enough time to write or they have writer’s block. In most cases, that’s the sound of someone unwilling to put in the time to write, edit, revise, polish and publish.

Serious writers grapple with issues of craft, marketing and business. Serious writers have much more challenging time management problems than merely beginning to write. We do what we have to do. That always means sacrifice. 

The fighter with more muscle usually wins.

Even a trained, experienced fighter can be taken out by a shot with heft behind it. 

For the writer, skills are our muscle. We know what a gerund is and how it relates to passive voice. We can avoid a lot of problems because we have an ear for dialogue or paid attention to basic grammar rules in school. These skills keep you in the fight for readers’ attention longer.

The first rule of Fight Club is: Do not talk about Fight Club! 

Fighters don’t build up to the fight. That’s macho posturing and a sign of a silly bully, not a fighter. Talking is not where our energies are best employed (unless we’re being kind to each other.)

Fighters fight.

Writers write.

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USA Ranked 23rd in World for Time Spent Reading. But guess who’s #1?

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USA Ranked 23rd in World for Time Spent Reading

Robert Chazz Chute‘s insight:

You’ll find the chart of the number of hours spent reading per week by country at Galleycat (link below).

 

This is important information for the forward thinking author and publisher. For instance, do you pay attention to Amazon India much at all? Have you considered finding a way to translate your books into other languages? Kobo is in more countries, so we won’t be able to pretend the international book market is a static add-on forever.

 

The USA is still a huge market, of course. But there are other markets and they are growing.

 

Ponder it.

 

~ Chazz

 

PS Happy Independence Day to my American friends and readers. I hope those two groups are always in one circle on the Venn diagram.

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How indie author Christopher Shevlin boosted his book sales | Self-Publishing Advice

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Christopher Shevlin describes how a few marketing tweaks turned around the fortunes of his self-published humorous political novel in the space of weeks.

Robert Chazz Chute‘s insight:

Speaking of bringing things back from the dead (see the post below this one for some cool video), categories and keywords are very important to book sales. Be willing to experiment to find the factors that increase discoverability.

 

Learn at the link below to Chris Shevlin’s post at ALLi.

 

~ Chazz

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This Plague of Days: What I brought back from the dead

When I worked in traditional publishing, author Anne Rice made vampires huge in popular culture. It seemed everyone was reading Interview with the Vampire (and then all her other books). Soon after, many agents and editors burned out on vampires. Vampires were done to death. The professionals were ready to put a stake through the heart of the phenomenon, so it must be so, right?

Episode 3 launches today! If you've been holding back on jumping in, now's the time!

Episode 3 launches today! If you’ve been holding back on jumping in, now’s the time!

Foolish humans.

After the pros declared vampires were finished, the next wave came: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the Twilight series, endless graphic novels, fan fic and True Blood.

If you live long enough, you begin to see patterns repeat. It happens in products and news cycles and franchises. Interesting things don’t go away. They get made anew.

The challenge in resurrecting any subject is to make it fresh: Cheerleader versus vampires in a world secretly packed with demons; vampires that sparkle in sunlight, more sex and whatever else it takes to make the old seem new.

Today I ran across an interesting blog entry. The author is tired of zombies. Good news! Zombies are still undead, too. Whether it’s new fans discovering old material in new forms (e.g. the World War Z movie), zombies as love interests, or my new serial (This Plague of Days), fresh takes abound for new fans and for those who think they’ve seen it all.

For more video and to read the rest of this article at ThisPlagueofDays.com, click here.

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Stephen King Responds To ‘Under the Dome’ Changes

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Stephen King Responds To ‘Under the Dome’ Changes

Robert Chazz Chute‘s insight:

Jason Boog at Galleycat reports King’s thoughts on Under the Dome’s adaptation at the link below. (I enjoyed the book very much and liked the pilot.)

 

It’s interesting how adaptations are handled. I recently heard an author wring his hands over how his precious book might be changed to appear on the screen. In my opinion, that’s acting too precious and picky because somebody will transform your apple into an orange.

 

Sure, you want the spirit of your work to translate from book to screen, but if it doesn’t translate, you still have the books and something new for readers to discover once they see your title get wild publicity.

 

There’s a vast difference between Dexter the TV show and Dexter the book series. (That’s an unusual case where I actually prefer the version on screen.) However, Jeff Lindsay has gained a much wider audience because of the show. Similiarly, tons of people are discovering the joys of fantasy because of Game of Thrones. It’s not exactly like the books, but it’s a different canvas. And the TV show is selling a buttload of books. A dragon’s buttload.

 

Instead of begrudging any changes to the original text, authors so lucky to get a movie or TV deal should be grateful. I sure plan to be grateful when Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, Dakota Fanning and Justin Beiber star in This Plague of Days.

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Cool Armand Talks about being in the Zombie Business

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Cool Armand Rosamilia, uber zombie guy! We talk about Armand’s books, The Walking Dead, George Romero to 28 Days Later to Shawn of the Dead and much more.

Robert Chazz Chute‘s insight:

Author Armand Rosamilia was my first interview on The Cool People Podcast. Cool guy with interesting ideas about his genre, writing and the business of zombie.

 

Have a listen.

 

~ Chazz

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Free Scrivener Templates To Structure Your Novel – GalleyCat

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Free Scrivener Templates To Structure Your Novel

Robert Chazz Chute‘s insight:

Regular readers here know I love Scrivener. I write all my books with this software. It has a steep learning curve at first, but it’s worth the effort and will save you much more time and money that it costs.

 

Check out this Galleycat article for free Scrivener templates at the link below. Looks useful.

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Book Selling Strategies For Success, What Works, What Does Not!

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National book marketing and publicity expert, creator of JenningsWire online magazine, Annie Jennings, queried authors to find out what SOLD books – what worked, what did not!

Robert Chazz Chute‘s insight:

You’ve got plenty of book marketing strategies to consider at the link below. This is an extensive list of options written by Annie Jennings (at Jennings Wire, The World of Success). Enjoy!

 

I suspect the failed strategies will generalize well. 

I suspect the strategies listed as effective won’t work for everyone because there are so many variables. For instance, speaking at events can certainly sell books, but factors such as your book, the audience and how well you speak can handicap your sales efforts.

 

You’ll notice intimacy, connection and selling one-to-one appear repeatedly. That makes a lot of sense. One of the things we should do is get out of our houses, go to readers and meet them individually. That’s one of the few dependable constants in selling books. Go to where readers are instead of hoping they come to you.

 

What’s worked best for you? (Before someone else says it, yes, we know. "Write the best book you can.")

What book marketing strategies do you like least worked best for you?

 

The answers to so many of our problems reside outside our comfort zone because to get different results, we have to do something different. 

 

~ Chazz

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Cool Eden’s Erotic Talk on The Cool People Podcast

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Stay tuned for a frank and NSFW discussion about writing sex versus writing erotic stories…and Charles Bukowski.

Robert Chazz Chute‘s insight:

Author Eden Baylee is a friend of mine. We got together on the Cool People Podcast to chat about the business of writing erotica. Enjoy!

 

~ Chazz

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Why your interviews don’t work and how to fix the problem

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A fun yet uncomfortable author interview: The Questions with Robert Chazz Chute: Writer on dSavannah Rambles

Robert Chazz Chute‘s insight:

Most author interviews don’t get read. If they are read, they are lightly scanned. Too often, the same questions are asked and worse, the same answers squeak out to an audience that does not care. There are people who care about where you get your ideas or how you started writing. Those people are your mom (maybe) and the fans who are already into your books. No conversions for you!

Regular Interviews Don’t Create New Readers

Regular interviews bore old readers. They convert no one. Some author interviews make me wish they’d preserved the mystery and shut up. Mostly, I just delete, ignore and move on to see if the Internet has any playful cat videos (like you). Author interviews as they are generally practiced are lousy promotional tools. If you’re going to bother with an arduoous guest blog tour for your book, break the old paradigm.

The Solution is Umbilical Lint

Writers should avoid cliches, so enough about (slurp) how much coffee we drink. Tell us about the Hunter S Thompson acid trip you took in Juarez at spring break. Tell us about your hilarious colonoscopy (I did on the All That Chazz podcast). Share news. News is new. Be entertaining and don’t go for the standard questions and useless answers.

This week, in my post “Author Armand Rosamilia Hates Canada” we got a lot of hits, retweets and comments. People had a good time with Armand’s fun answers to my silly questions about his secret life as a belly button lint sculptor. We made people laugh and intrigued them. Getting read, whether it’s in your books or for your book tour, starts with getting people interested. Don’t lead with “How long have you been writing?” Who cares? Those sorts of questions are for authors who are already on the NYT bestseller list. (And even them, yech.)

Don’t be Afraid to be Bizarre…or Honest

In my latest interview with dSavannah (at the link below) I give honest answers and some of them are funny but uncomfortable. Some answers involve time travel to save my childhood and career. I give an honest answer that involves my mother’s death. (I didn’t kill her. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.) Be honest, informative, helpful, make jokes and use more imagination. You do that when you’re writing your books. Do that when you talk about your work, too. Just don’t be so earnest! To sell art, be more artful.

If You Want Nice Fans with a Sense of Humor, Be One of Them

Another example? Listen in to my giggly interview with cool Jessica McHugh at CoolPeoplePodcast.com. You might hate me but you’ll fall in love with her and you’ll want to check out her books. Our books are extensions of our personalities. Have one. That gives a reader hope they’ll like your books.

Read Armand Rosmilia’s audacious Fatty Arbuckle reference in his post here. Armand looks like a death metal biker dude, acts like a teddy bear and is a fun guy. We got such great feedback on “Author Armand Rosamilia Hates Canada”, he told me that in his next interview he plans to bomb Alaska. I think that’s something we can all get behind.

Entertainment is the first step to engagement. Are you not entertained?

If not, the author interview failed.

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