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We’re Going Somewhere Together

I’m not going away. We are merging.

After gaining a lot of experience with both traditional and indie publishing, I’m finally doing something I should have done quite a while ago! For years, I blogged here daily. Then I told you I’d only blog when I had something new or different to say. The archives are extensive, after all, and much of the old stuff you’ll find here still holds up nicely.

Now, aside from posting on social media and publishing books, I’m going to go exclusive with my author website, AllThatChazz.com.

Chazzwrites.com has always been a site for writers. From here, I’ve encouraged subscribers to head over to my author site to check out my books. I’d built a following, helped people, and met wonderful fellow writers through this space. Frankly, I was nervous about letting go of this blog. I’ll keep this blog up for the benefit of those searching the archives, but it’s time to consolidate (and, not for nothin’, appeal to readers, not only to other writers).

I’m not slowing down. I’m speeding up.

Longtime readers may recall a time when I published as many as four books a year. For the last couple of years, due to pain, a couple of hip replacements, and a lot of rehab with my physiotherapist, I had to take time away from the keyboard. I had to feel sorry for myself, play a lot of Sniper Elite, and watch a lot more TV. I haven’t published since (the award-winning and fantastic) Endemic. It’s been rough, but that phase of my life is over. I’m biking an hour a day and working out for another hour each day. I’m mobile, almost always pain-free, waking up earlier, feeling great, and eating right. I’m a productive, full-time writer again! Expect my next thriller, Vengeance Is Hers, early next year.

So I’m asking all visitors to move over to my author site.

Here’s a sampling of some recent posts from AllThatChazz.com:

What Holds Up? A post about the books you once loved and now might not (plus a book recommendation).

Anger, Humour, Spite. A post you’ll love about where the words come from.

Sincerely, What Else Can I Do for You? Finding out what readers want.

This is My First Novel with a Disclaimer. About Vengeance is Hers, and your many, many enemies.

Forgive and Forget? But How? Should you forgive? I’m not so sure.

Crime Thrillers are a Different Kind of Apocalypse The apocalyptic genre has cooled for the moment, but there’s room for different kinds of scary thrillers.

New Cover Reveal! Dream’s Dark Flight has a fresh face!

Inspiration, Off the Beaten Track. Sick of the same old movie sequels and reboots? Try graphic novels.

And more about Vengeance Is Hers:

COMING IN 2025

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

See you over at my ONE blog site:

AllThatChazz.com.

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What If We Changed Publishing Again?

Publishing novels is not for the weak. There are many obstacles on the path to publication. Indie publishing cut through the gatekeeping with positive and negative results. Hybrid authors straddle that divide. In the past year, many authors began selling directly. If you can drive enough traffic to your website and have high stress tolerance, you might make a go of that. The advice I’ve seen lately is to get out of your basement, get a table, and sell at book fairs, flea markets, and whatever public events your introvert ass can tolerate. Meet the people! (The horror! The horror!)

Today, I stand on a new precipice. I have questions, maybe even a good idea.

I’ve just completed a new novel. In the past, I put out several books a year, but this one had to percolate longer. I had two hips replaced with bionic implants, and that put a dent in my progress. Now that I’m mostly recovered, I’m back at the writing biz, full steam ahead and all that. This one is a thriller about vigilante justice packed with all sorts of clever ways to get back at bad people. It’s a lot of fun, heartfelt by turns, and ultimately, a heist caper with crazy twists.

So, what happens next? Typically, this:

1. I’m going to spend the next week or so listening to the manuscript for one final polish. I did a lot of editing as I went (not recommended, but it’s what I needed to do at the time). With all that faffing about back and forth, I want to make sure I’ve sanded all the puzzle pieces to make sure they fit. I typically add more jokes with every pass.

2. Then it’s off to the editor while I reach out to a graphic designer to discuss the look of the cover.

3. I have to revamp my author site. There are problems with its functionality which, frankly, I have not prioritized. Pain, physiotherapy, and surgical appointments distracted me from such trifles for quite a while.

4. Planning marketing and promotions, bien sur!

But do I have to go back to Amazon? Probably, but I do have some concerns about the Zon.

I’ve published forty books since 2010. The last one, Endemic, published at the end of 2021, was my latest pride and joy. Amazon sabotaged its launch. They wouldn’t allow me to advertise and promote it properly for months. That hurt. I got pretty depressed and hid out in my blanket fort. Eventually, Endemic won awards from the Hollywood and New York Book Festivals, a Literary Titan award, and the North Street Book Prize. That exoneration soothed me, but I still felt burned by Amazon.

At about the same time as Endemic was getting torpedoed by Amazon, a publisher reached out to me. Suitably impressed after reading This Plague of Days, they asked me to send fresh book proposals their way. After doing some research and hearing from authors they’d published, I became less excited at that prospect. The publisher didn’t seem very adept, or even interested, in what’s required to market a book. That particular publisher’s forte was more about the publishing side and less about selling in the Social Media Age.

Now I’m wondering about a different model for publishing. Don’t be afraid. Everything is unprecedented until it’s not.

I have an editor whom I adore (Gari Strawn of strawnediting.com). I have a graphic design company with a great track record. I can do marketing and promotion. I don’t love it, but I can do it. Whatever way we choose to publish, most of the marketing falls to the author, anyway. Promotional work from publishers is not an ongoing project. It’s a short burst of activity followed by a sink-or-swim mentality. The one thing traditional publishers excel at that I can’t do easily or widely is distribute to bookstores.

What if we tried something different? Instead of getting the publisher to do all the things I can do, let’s let everyone max out in their major, not muddle in their minor. I package the book: writing, editing, cover. If the publisher likes the package on a take-it-or-leave-it basis, they add it to their catalog and get their sales force selling to bookstores.

The terms of such an agreement might sound complicated, but wouldn’t be as hard as colonizing Mars or getting a politician to tell the truth. The traditional boilerplate contract would be set aside. The split and rights would be negotiated through an IP lawyer. I’m taking care of all the editorial side, so the publisher’s work and expense are greatly reduced.

I’m proposing a model for publishing books with less back and forth and endless logistics. You want it? You do what you do best and my editor and I will do what we do best. I’d get the autonomy I crave, and you get a product to sell with less investment, less risk, and at greater speed to readers. Don’t think it can’t be done? I’m not reinventing the cheese slicer. Book packagers have been around for years. This is just taking out the middleman between publishers and the artist.

What do you think?

And, hey! If you’re a savvy publisher who is not trapped in inertia, reach out to me at expartepress@gmail.com.

~ I am Robert Chazz Chute. A former newspaper journalist, I worked in trad publishing for several years before doing a bunch of other things, from healthcare to speech writing and working as a freelancer and magazine columnist. Now all I do is write crime thrillers and apocalyptic epics, read, ride my bike, and think about how much better the world could be if we got out of our own way.

To see all that’s wrong with my author site at the moment, go to AllThatChazz.com.

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Writers Fighting With Themselves, Part Infinity

Pain is a distraction. Pleasure is a distraction. Social media algorithms have trained us to have the attention span of cocaine-fueled gnats. It’s grim, and the entertainment market is so fragmented! If you’re still a writer, it’s a wonder. Congratulations! You are a beast working on the dream of writing books. Many people attempt the summit, but few make the journey all the way to publication. That’s the happy congratulations part. Stay tuned. I’m about to tell you something you won’t like. Somebody’s gotta do it, so here I am! Captain Meanie Chazz Buzzkill!

Last night, I unsubscribed from three streaming services, but not before I went down a rabbit hole checking out all their pretty terrible offerings. (FYI: MGM is the king of Sequels Nobody Wanted.) More to the point, how many times have you perused everything Netflix has to offer before turning off the TV? You never got around to watching a movie. Maybe you added a few possibilities to your watch list. But will you really get to them? Often, we browse just long enough to decide it’s time to do the dishes and go to bed. It’s kind of the same with readers. We browse and browse and maybe buy a book, but then it goes to the TBR pile, possibly to go unread forever.

Yesterday, I caught a TikTok where someone offered sage advice. If you are traditionally published, as an author you will often find yourself at odds with the marketing department. Long titles are apparently out. Titles with “Girl” in the title have finally fallen out of favour. The marketing department has lots of good ideas you’ll hate. But are they really good ideas?

To which I reply, “Only maybe.”

You will definitely be at odds with your editor on some points. As a trad pubbed author, you’ll often have far less say about your cover art than you might have imagined. The “Authors art and publishers business” model is often true, but it ain’t necessarily so.

I used to work in the marketing departments of several publishers. The lame joke was always, “What’s the market research for this novel’s commercial prospects?” Answer: “Market research? In publishing, that’s what we call the first print run.”

I had such a romantic idea of the publishing world. Then I worked in it. Whoo, boy! Was that different! At the Banff Publishing Workshop years ago, I met titans of the Canadian publishing industry. Lots of great stories there, but the key takeaways were three:

  1. Connections help.
  2. Book marketing is so much art and so little science that expertise mostly comes down to personal preferences and speaking with the outrageous confidence of a maniac who never got spanked.
  3. No one knows which book will be a hit, so, as William Goldman said of the movie industry, “Nobody knows anything.”

What does this mean for you and me?

Sadly, there’s no magic bullet. The few successes pay for the many failures. Visibility and invisibility, pay to play advertising, flooding the zone with AI, timing, genre choice, endorsements, platform and presence, and a thousand other variables come into play if a book (and your writing career) is to have a chance of getting noticed, chosen, bought, read, and reviewed by a fan base larger than can be found at your mom’s house.

Here’s what’s hard for some of us to swallow

Your commercial success hinges on throwing more spaghetti against the wall. I haven’t published since the fall of 2021. (As regular readers know, I’ve had health issues that put a crimp in my creativity straw.) But, if you can, write more faster.

I know, I know! Some of you can’t or won’t even consider this strategy for reasons, many of them completely understandable, a few whiny, and a couple downright snooty.

Apply an old George Carlin joke about driving to writing: “Anyone going slower than me is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac!” Save it. I’m not talking to the “I can only write slowly” crowd. I’m talking to those who dream the nigh-impossible dream of making enough money to vacation in Fiji next year (or just pay the rent with scribble money).

But how do I write faster, Captain Meanie Chazz Buzzkill?

My strategy is to schedule my writing time and defend it with small-arms fire. Planning ahead (what some call pre-writing) for me takes the form of making notes on my phone at any random moment when genius strikes. Scraps of dialogue appear. Plot twists and cleverness abound, especially at inconvenient times, like when I’m trying to sleep.

In addition to scheduled writing times, I squeeze in short bursts of writing, Set a timer for twenty minutes and go to it. Do not wait until the time is perfect and the vibe is right. Go hunt down that muse and tie that fickle thing down in the chair beside you. Inspiration hits at the keyboard. Don’t wait for it elsewhere.

This is the same strategy I use for all the exercise and physio I have to include in my day as part of my rehab. Yes, it feels like having two full-time jobs that do not pay (beyond the satisfaction of creativity, advancing goals, and of course, being able to perambulate like a human being).

More output = more shots on goal decreases the odds of a total shut-out. (There’s a shit-out joke here, but a respectful jape escapes me at the moment.)

Producing more books does not guarantee success, of course. There are so many variables, and production is but one. But it ain’t nothin’, neither. In the end, it’s the oldest saw there is: publish or perish. And yes, I’m taking my own advice. The muse is handcuffed beside me as I write this. Bionic hips be damned, I’m back in the game.

~ I am Robert Chazz Chute. I write apocalyptic epics with heart and killer crime thrillers with heat. See links to all my books at AllThatChazz.com.

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Imagine you are a book marketing guru

Recently, I saw a personal trainer talk about how nice people are scammed into questionable (and expensive) nutritional courses. Then I made the connection to publishing, and I’m sad now.

So here’s how you do it. (Hint: Don’t do this)

Let’s play the bad guy for a minute. You were an author first, but now you make much more money selling shovels and pickaxes than you ever would panning for gold. Writing books is for suckers. Marketing courses to aspiring authors is where the money is.

You claim to have all the answers to getting books flying off digital shelves, right? Your first strategy is to suck in the rubes and noobs. You go all over social media to promote your courses. You’re on every podcast when you make the big push. You pat yourself on the back so hard, you’re in serious danger of injuring your shoulder. Hundreds of desperate authors, maybe thousands over time, sign up to learn how to finally make Facebook, Google, TikTok, X, or Amazon ads work for them. They’re all just one click away from living at a resort in Fiji, or so you say.

Authors: When the pitch to boost your book income homes in on your inability to buy expensive Christmas presents and go on exotic vacations, watch out! They’re using cheap tactics to push your pain points to make the sale.

But here comes the bigger con:

Of all those new students the guru hauls up in his net, a few outliers will get positive results. Those few outliers will promote the next course and sing all the praises. Rinse and repeat, and each course gets bigger and more expensive. Huzzah! You’re a marketing genius! You’re the captain everyone looks to in hopes you can steer their ship past the rocks.

Except, uh-oh! For most authors, it won’t work. Don’t just focus on the outliers claiming staggering results.

This phenomenon is not unique to book marketing. Forbes will ballyhoo the latest investment guru on their cover each year because that’s how math works. One hedge fund manager will make the most each year, sure. But will you ever see that person on the top of the pile again? There is only one Warren Buffet per thousands of pretenders to his throne.

Some, but not all, reasons for book marketing failures:

  • Put lipstick on a pig, it’s still a pig. Great marketing for the wrong book can, at best, spread the word fast that a lousy book is lousy.
  • The cover art is wrong for its genre.
  • The cover art is plain bad.
  • Your blurb sucks.
  • Your blurb doesn’t hit the expected tropes for its genre.
  • Your book is fine, but its niche is too small, and you have too few reviews.
  • Your book could sell well, but it can take an immense amount of experimentation to make the marketing stars align. In this case, the guru didn’t necessarily fail. You didn’t do the thing, or didn’t do it enough, or didn’t listen in class.
  • You don’t have the budget to move that needle.
  • Your chosen genre is cold, or just not hot enough to move the needle to justify the ad cost.
  • What worked for ads in the past isn’t working now.
  • Some successes don’t look so good on further examination. An outlier may proudly proclaim the gross, but never hint what the appearance of success cost them. Folks with huge ad spends can look great on social media, but a spreadsheet would tell the true tale: The ad spend was so heavy, their net is far, far less than their gross.
  • Your book marketing guru is full of shit and uses the tactics noted above to build his Empire of Shit.

Solutions?

  • Honestly assess your book’s marketability (or consult other authors with experience about its marketability).
  • Save up for that ad budget.
  • Focus on one ad platform at a time.
  • Invest the time to learn from free resources (YouTube, TikTok, or near-free from books). That’ll save some cash and allow you to better judge the offerings from potential gurus in the future. (Not all book marketers are bad.)
  • Be social with other authors and get recommendations for further guidance from trusted sources.
  • Stalk your guru to see if his values align with yours. If he sounds like a dick, don’t sign up!
  • Listen carefully to their answers for obfuscation. I asked a guru a test question. His answer was, “That’s a good question! (Condescending tone) That’s where you have to get creative. Next question…” Um…what? Thanks for the non-answer, douche canoe.*
  • Check to see if your guru sells a lot of his or her own books.
  • Be skeptical. If it sounds too good to be true, punch ’em in the spleen. Y’know…metaphorically.

*That’s douchebag in Canadian.


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Call it a Comeback

I am currently on two painkillers, an anti-inflammatory, and a plethora of other herbs and potions to keep me mobile. Insomnia and pain have plagued me. The hip replacement surgery was a success, but now the opposite hip is worse. Another surgery is coming, but in the meantime, here’s what I’ve learned about keeping up the habit of writing.

1. At first? Don’t. Pain can be so distracting that writing is too much of a chore. It’s good to know when to rest. Resting doesn’t mean you’re giving up. You may feel useless for a while. I sure have felt like I’m done and it’s all over, but I’m working my way past that.

2. Pain management requires time and patience. I am not patient, but I know the process. Ask for help. Follow instructions. Ignore the rise-and-grind culture that insists you’re lazy if you don’t push, push, push. That doesn’t apply to you right now (and probably better if it never applies). You are a healing person, not a broken machine.

3. My writing career has taken a hit, but fighters take hits all the time and keep going. Harness the power of positive expectation. Things will get better and/or more manageable.

4. Have a support network. Visits from my son just to watch TV together have cheered me immensely. A phone call, texts, or an email from a friend provide me occasions to rise to. I will complain, but I’ll do so in an entertaining fashion. As per Patton Oswalt: Horror plus time equals comedy.

5. Find distractions and joy where you can, when you can. I’ve been watching The Man from Atlantis, and my God, the bar was way too low for TV writers in the ’70s! The scripts are awful, but Patrick Duffy is blameless, the score is stirring, and the credits are solid. (That’s right. The show is so bad that I have to find worth in the font and color of the credits).

6. Once you’re through the first part of your recovery, explore whatever will prod you back to the keyboard. For me, it’s treating myself to a coffee in the morning. One rule: Can’t have that coffee without working at the keyboard. When I follow that rule, I get writing done.

7. If you can do #6, you’re ready to set a writing schedule again.

8. BIG BUT: It’s a schedule, not a shackle. Maybe you slept poorly, or you’re going through an inflammatory phase. Whatever the variable, be gentle with yourself now. You’re still recovering, so if the pain comes and you can’t concentrate, return to points #1 and #2.

9. Engage with the world beyond disease. Initially, recovery and its troubles were all I could think about. The other day I was writing, and I realized later that I hadn’t thought about my health for almost an hour straight. Last week, the longest I could go was probably twenty minutes. Osteoarthritis is not my entire personality anymore. I can talk about other things. Pain and worry aren’t taking up all my cerebral real estate.

10. Writing is one way I engage with the world. Despite the pain, I’m at Stage 9 today. I went for a limp (not a walk) in the sunshine this morning. I took my meds and bribed myself to get back to my writing desk. My favorite coffee is steaming beside me, and I’m about to disappear into my work in progress.

Good luck with your process, too, whether you’re wrestling with your WIP, your hip, or whatever other ills the flesh is heir to.

~ Rob’s writing again. His current WIP is a tale of vengeance that turns into a lifelong campaign. Read his many books from the links on his author site, AllThatChazz.com.

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Publishing’s Numbers Game

When I think of traditional publishing, I think of the traps some fall into. I worked in trad pub in Toronto for five years. The reality did not match my dreams.A few examples of bear traps come to mind. Some of these math equations will feel terrible. That’s why we have to be aware and beware. Eyes open, here we go:

1. Agents may only take on one or two new clients each year, and not every client they take will go on to be published. Some reject queries reasonably quickly. Getting to yes can take a long time. It’s a step, and that’s all it is until contracts are signed.

When submitting to agents, qualify them first by checking out their genres of interest, who they represent, and their track record with authors. Reputations are easy to search out these days. Vet their social media and do a vibe check. Then send out a lot of queries and manuscripts (if requested). This will require patience. 

Or you can publish on your own, which requires perseverance and entrepreneurship, but a little less patience. 

Bonus points: The uninitiated imagine that self-publishing means you’re flying solo. In actuality, you’ll probably outsource a lot of the work, and many of those same freelance editors and graphic designers have worked for established publishing houses. Also, even if you’re published traditionally, you’ll still be stuck doing most of the marketing yourself. Either way, you’re in business and have to think like a businessperson.

2. When I was a youngling, I moaned that publishers’ advertising dollars went to authors who didn’t need the extra promotion. Why do they still advertise Coke, right? To stay on top, lodged in your frontal lobe, that’s why. Advertising an unknown author takes much more juice to move the needle. Stephen King is an easier sell and means more money in the bank.

No longer a youngling, I get it. When I advertise, I spend my few dollars on the books that already do well. This Plague of Days had 691 reviews this morning. With the power of that social proof, it’s easier to sell than my other books that are just as good or better, but have a fraction of the track record that lights up readers. My hope is that I’ll gain true fans who will read my other work after TPOD grabs them.

3. Further to point 2, some authors resent the success of books they consider inferior. There was quite a hullabaloo when Sarah Palin’s book was flying off shelves. Thousands of aspirants asked, “Why is there so much ado about that crap when people could be buying my treasure, 107 Haikus About Pandas at the Kosher Deli?” That gets the publishing business twisted though. It’s not solely about merit. It’s about what will sell. Whatever the dubious merits of the work of her ghostwriters, the sales of those books about the former governor of Alaska funded dozens of advances that went to the authors of failed books.

You may not like the math, but that’s the publishing industry. Throw more spaghetti at the wall. Eat what sticks.

4. Production pays. Standalone books don’t tend to do as well financially as books in series. The more books you have, the more spaghetti is thrown, the more chances you have at success. Book One leads readers to Book Two, and so on. Wait too long to publish and readers and the Amazon algos forget who you are. Being prolific pays.

Some believe that writing faster leads to less quality. Possibly, but not necessarily. Lots of sci-fi and noir classics emerged from the pulp speed scene. Don’t judge other writers (or yourself) by how fast you write. That is not a prime variable. It’s about as relevant as where you write and what you’re wearing.

5. More about agents: Fifteen percent is still standard. They get paid that commission for selling your work to publishers and 15% of anything else you sell thereafter. They say they’ll negotiate and maybe they can around the edges. Any publisher I ever worked with claimed all their contracts were boilerplate, inviolate, and eternal, possibly fashioned by alien lawyers on the sun.

But not everything is as it seems, either. Here’s a secret: Many publishers declare they do not accept unsolicited submissions and only deal with agents. By outsourcing the vetting process and refusing to read over-the-transom manuscripts, they save time which, rather famously, is money. Many of those publishers are liars. Despite their protestations, they do, in fact, read unsolicited manuscripts. Editorial assistants or freelancers sift through the piles mining for gems. I supplemented my income that way. For fifty bucks a script, I read the slush and made recommendations. One was great, but not appropriate for that publisher. I recommended one manuscript for publication in a year and a half. Yes, your odds are not great, but that’s the biz. We don’t hear about all the lottery losers in the newspaper, only the few lottery winners.

Bonus secret: Publishers prefer dealing with agents. A publisher solicited submissions from me and strongly suggested an agent he knew. “I have an intellectual property lawyer, thanks,” I said. He could not articulate why I would need an agent at that point. The lovely thing about IP lawyers is, as Stephen King pointed out, you only have to pay them once, not 15% forever. There is a place for agents, but that need depends more on the individual author’s mindset and circumstances.

6. My dad, a great success in business, said something that offended me. “It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.” It bothered me because he’s not wrong. My friend Peter is a shipping magnate who is the most gregarious person I know. His superpower is that he’s genuinely interested in people. He makes connections with them and helps solve their problems.

Translate this power to the book world: The hosts of the Slate Political Gabfest often promote books. The authors they push always seem to be close friends, past employees, or even relatives. There are many unsung literary giants among us, but because they aren’t connected (or making connections) their songs will die unheard. If you want to sell more books, you’re going to have to get to know more people. Dare to pitch to podcasts. Put yourself out there. Send your books out to reviewers. Interact with fellow authors and your fans and don’t let your mailing list go cold. Promote others, not just yourself.

As a lifelong introvert bordering on agoraphobe who occasionally pretends to be an extrovert, this admission pains me, but there it is. We aren’t only artists. We’re in business, too. Be a friendly bear, not a bad bear.

7. Exercise: Calculate and maximize income. Calculate and cut down on expenses. What’s left for coffee and dog food?

That outgo is probably greater than the income. Almost all authors require a day job to survive. Unless you already have money or other financial support, your odds of making enough to live strictly by writing are in lottery territory. (See point 5.)

Given all the long timelines, hurdles, and restrictions of traditional publishing, you may have a better shot at working as a full-time writer as an independent (i.e. self-publisher). An independent author can put out more books in a single year, for instance. (See my spaghetti commentary above.)

Trad publishers often limit you to one publication per year. This has less to do with quality and more to do with meeting budgets and longer logistical timelines. Self-publishers can feed their fandom more often, and fed fans are happier fans. A self-publisher can be more spry and flexible. Locked into a trad contract, your manuscript may not reach a bookstore shelf for a year or three. Payments are very staggered, and the accounting is rarely transparent. Horror stories about agents abound. Sometimes publishers go under and orphan stables of writers. Unscrupulous practices can happen that leave authors adrift.

That’s not to say you shouldn’t go for a trad contract or go hybrid. The trad publisher’s advantage is a distribution system with bookstores. The self-publisher’s advantage is flexibility in marketing and control. Your path forward will largely depend on what and how much you’re willing to do.

8. I make more money when someone buys my hardcovers, but most of my income comes in via KDP. Signings and consignment sales at local bookstores are fun, but it’s the weakest money-making strategy unless you’re traveling around the country in a bus with a band. Ebooks and audiobooks are where it’s at for volume sales. When your product is as inexpensive as ebooks, your profit comes from a very tight margin. If paying bills is your goal, you have to sell in volume.

Think of it this way: Your doctor makes decent money, but she can only see one person at a time. That limits her income. As a foundational strategy, selling to the masses by leveraging advertising makes more sense. Selling one-to-one, a piece at a time, is a time suck.

This fact does not undercut Point 6, by the way. You still need to make and keep connections with individuals. Expand your network so you have more friends and allies to toot your horn and broadcast your genius. While on this social whirl of fun and frolic, your reach grows organically. Being social can be draining, but not so difficult or as pricey as making sense of Facebook’s sales dashboards.

It’s good for your heart to make friends, anyway, but as for business? Endemic recently won a fourth book award, the North Street Book Prize. On the days Winning Writers touted the book on social media, my sales spiked.

Bonus tip: If you do decide to put on a signing at a bookstore, be a delight to the store staff. They’ll be there long after you leave and they make recommendations to customers and can restock your book. That’s where the real power of selling by hand lies.

9. The more you hate, the less you make. I realized recently that I complain too much. I’m angry much of the time. Even when I’m not pissed off, I’m sometimes perceived that way. I’ve got one of those faces. Therefore, I’m on a mission: Be more positive more days of the year.

Producing and selling art of any kind is among the most iffy of financial enterprises. People I admire have the trait of optimism. I want to be more like them. The right mindset is required to be any kind of entrepreneur, and complaining too much ain’t it. My TikToks are relentlessly positive. I’m genuinely happy to interact with my fan group, and I show them a lot of love. My novels may be dark, but selling happily sells more. Be a happy warrior.

Writing and publishing is a tough business, but I am not complaining.

~ I’m Robert Chazz Chute. See links to all my apocalyptic epics and killer crime thrillers on my author site AllThatChazz.com.

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The Truth Will Get Out

My novel, Endemic, had a tough launch. To put it simply, Amazon screwed me over, and truthfully, that disappointment set me back quite a bit both financially and creatively. I haven’t been nearly as productive since. However, I am not reiterating or relitigating the past today. Today, I have something to celebrate.

The book has since won a Literary Titan Award and took first place in science fiction at both the Hollywood Book Fesitval and the New York Book Festival.

And now, another win!

The North Street Book Prize just announced the winners and Endemic took first in genre fiction! That’s a big one. Taste all that delicious validation!


Here’s the North Street Book Prize blurb for Endemic:

Genre Fiction winner Robert Chazz Chute’s Endemic gives the post-apocalyptic plague novel a fresh twist with a neurodivergent female book editor as an unlikely action hero. New York City is in ruins after a strange disease caused brain damage among most of the population. Can Ovid Fairweather save the day with her hydroponic gardening skills and hypervigilance from an abusive childhood? Count on it.

If you’ve encountered marketing obstacles (and who hasn’t?) persevere and be patient. The truth will get out. Your work can find an audience, even if it doesn’t happen right away.

I was disappointed. I retreated. I felt bad for a long time, but I am not done.


http://mybook.to/TheEndemicExperience

~ I am Robert Chazz Chute. Find links to all my apocalyptic epics and killer crime thrillers at my author site, AllThatChazz.com.

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The Amazon Petition

Recent developments have reframed an old debate about pirated books. Authors have long asked readers to refrain from indulging in pirated books because it hurts our bottom line. All this time, our sights should have been set on Amazon itself. That’s where the resources and power lie, and that’s where the new battle to protect authors’ intellectual property and prosperity is taking place.

When books are pirated from Amazon and they happen to notice, authors get threatened with the possibility of losing their listings and even their entire accounts. Deplatformed, there goes our income, our motivation, and down goes the likelihood we’ll keep on putting out more books at a reasonable pace. Writing books takes time and money, and quite a few authors are questioning if it’s worth the effort under current conditions.

Recently, several prominent authors lost their book listings and their Amazon accounts were threatened. Amazon also held back the past couple of months of earnings as further punishment. Innocent authors got spanked, and to quote The Big Lebowsky, “This aggression will not stand, man!

I didn’t really care about pirates before. I mean, it sucked that someone else was making money off my work, but I figured those readers were never going to buy my books, anyway. Despite my low prices, the availability of libraries and ARCs, etc.,… I thought that if they were willing to risk getting malware, I didn’t have the time to chase down my books on every pirate site out there. Recent developments have changed my thoughts on this, and I may decide to drop out of KU to protect my little business.

Pros of staying exclusive in KU: More money and advertising opportunities than non-exclusivity.

Cons: Risking losing everything.

Authors are finally fighting back. This time, we aren’t out to stop readers or the pirates. We’re trying to get Amazon to handle the problem.

By blaming and punishing authors, Amazon has put the onus on us to plead with thieves to take our books down from their sites. It’s like getting a fine (or getting your car taken away) when someone steals your license plate. So far, Amazon hasn’t cared that we were the victims with no power in these situations. With talk of boycotts of KU, that may change. They have moved on other issues. For instance, recently Amazon has changed its too-easy return policy. Serial returners won’t be able to take advantage of the returns program that hurt authors’ incomes.

When we drop out of KU, our promise of exclusivity disappears. It’ll hurt our income, but customers won’t like it, either. Historically, that’s the sort of salty pickle Amazon tends to respond to. They’re all about creating a positive customer experience. If enough authors drop KU, the customer experience will become an onion and ghost pepper sandwich.

Petition Amazon

If you’re an author who decides to drop out of KU to protect your account, don’t just delist from KU exclusivity. Tell them why you’re leaving.

As for me, I haven’t decided what I’m going to do yet. I haven’t had a lot of success going wide on more sales platforms and, frankly, it’s more than I can manage at the moment. I am frying other fish, and by that I mean prepping for a total hip replacement. (The left one is now largely decorative.) But revisiting going wide is a discussion for another time.

Here’s what you can do right now:

Sign the petition to change Amazon policies that punish authors for thieves pirating their books.


Here’s the link:

https://www.change.org/p/amazon-author-policies-need-to-change-do-not-remove-books-because-they-were-pirated

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This was written by a human being

Publishing is always changing in big and small ways. There used to be a Big Six, then there was a Big Five in publishing. Now there’s a Big Four. Hot genres cool. Cold genres heat up and occasionally new genres are created. Amazon sales pages have changed for books, and in my opinion not for the better. You’ve no doubt heard that a big revolution is afoot. Artificial Intelligence is about to replace a lot of people. Maybe even you.

There’s a divide in the writing community right now over the emergence of recently improved artificial intelligence. ChatGPT, Jasper, and others can upgrade your book marketing copy. AI reconfigures and composes existing art to fulfill the parameters you plug into its engine. Artificial voices are improving to the point where some authors may choose machines over voice actors for their audiobooks. At least one person (probably many more) has already created fiction using ChatGPT. Things are changing, and we’re not ready for it,

Whenever any new technology emerges, there’s a painful transition. When cell phones came out, there was a panic over the brain tumors they could theoretically produce. That didn’t happen, of course, but in that case the volume of complaints during the the introduction of was much louder than the reality. There are valid concerns around copyright and current job roles becoming outmoded. I mean, real talk, if machines write thousands and thousands of novels faster than I can, I won’t be pleased. I think I better prepare myself for not being pleased.

Obstacles loom for the quick adoption of a non-human workforce putting art together. Currently, if you use AI art for your book covers, you are not able to claim copyright on that cover. You don’t possess the license from the amalgam of images the AI draws from. The AI is compositing, not originating. All that said, the toothpaste is already squeezed out of the tube and it’s not going back in. We’re going to have to adapt in several ways.

In the classroom, for instance, kids will have to write essays in class (if that’s what you still want). Let them go home, and ChatGPT and its alternatives will be penning those essays on The Great Gatsby. A voice actor I follow on TikTok said her solution to machines reading audiobooks is to emphasize the emotional core of her work. She’s not just a reader. Acting is her job. She is confident she can out-act any machine and she’s not afraid of the competition. Also, it should be noted that dedicated audiobook readers not only look for audiobooks by certain authors. Some voice actors have a following who listen to whatever they read. That’s leverage the machines don’t have, at least not yet.

Something that is often lost in the debate is that plenty of authors do not have the budget to pay to create audiobooks with a human voice. My solution is to go the DIY route with my audiobooks. That option is not accessible to everyone. Some will reject any non-human participation in the creation of their art. For others, using a machine reader mimicking he human voice feels like a necessity.

I’ve tested ChatGPT to optimize my marketing copy. Yes, it needed a little editing afterward, but not much. Revamping my marketing copy for so many books and paying a smug consultant exorbitant fees would be prohibitively expensive.

If readers and listeners are okay with it, and production costs less, AI art creation will increase in acceptance. We can dig in our heels and resist the future, but in the long term it feels like trying to hold back the tide with a teacup. I’m not telling you to surrender and go all in on Skynet. I am suggesting that it would be wise to figure out how to up your game and adapt to a changing landscape in the meantime.

As this sticky taffy get pulled, you will see some books published with a notation that reads something like: No machine intelligence was involved in the creation of the art on the cover of this book, nor were any used in the creation of the narrative. This novel was written by a human being.

~ I am Robert Chazz Chute. Read my novels, some of which tell of machine intelligence taking everything all the way the fuck over, at AllThatChazz.com.

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Keep a Wary Eye on Your Sales Pages

I got an ugly and unhelpful surprise this morning. Make sure this doesn’t happen to you.

It used to be that you could go to Author Central on Amazon to check for your latest reviews. I am encouraging you to check your book’s sales pages regularly because, sadly, Amazon is not reliable. Pardon my tone, but my wife is ill, and I’m concerned about that. I’m feeling not so great, either, so my frustration is compounded by seeming to be thwarted at every turn and told to suck it up. (More on that bit of shit further down this post.)

For anyone who has been pushed around. Against those who do the pushing.

The First Assault

Regular readers here may recall that Amazon sabotaged the launch of my award-winning novel, Endemic. I couldn’t advertise it at all (for reasons unknown) in the first critical weeks after its release. I am so proud of that book, and to see its wings get clipped before it could fly was incredibly frustrating. I soldiered on, but yes, I’m bitter. It’s difficult enough to get any novel air and attention without unwarranted obstacles along the path.

Since that shaky start, Endemic has won first place in science fiction at both the Hollywood and New York Book Festivals. It also garnered a Literary Titan award. I know the novel is in the running for the North Street Book Prize since they let me know it’s in the semi-finals. In other words, this one is particularly important to me (and to my bottom line.) Book sales have tanked generally, so Endemic is the central weight-bearing pillar of my tiny castle.

And Now, This

This morning, on a whim, I had a peek at my Amazon author page. It looked fine until I clicked on reviews to take a deeper look. I guess I was looking for a little ego boost. Instead, I got an itch I could not scratch. The reviews for Endemic from the United States were not about Endemic. They were happy reviews of a vacuum cleaner!

That does not help me. (Curses ensued, several quite imaginative and not fit for general consumption.)

I contacted Amazon immediately, of course. While I checked my other books for linking errors, the kind gentleman on the help desk did some research. He couldn’t fix the problem himself manually, so it was elevated to the tech division. He hoped my little marketing disaster would be rectified within five days. I’m not blaming him. He did all he could within a system that could use more organization.

Amazon has been making big changes lately. From adding Goodreads ratings, to categorization limits and snafus, to their new Top Picks feature, maybe they are moving too fast. When any system gets too big, there are bound to be logistics errors and smelly clogs in the plumbing.

Shots Fired

There is another annoyance when legitimate problems such as these arise. Some folks will insist your concerns are illegitimate and gloss over your lived experience. Some who fancy themselves leaders and book marketing experts have a filthy habit of putting a happy face on anything and everything Amazon does to us. They tell you to just write another book, relax, and ignore your crumbling sales data. They suggest that the Zon can do no wrong and everything they do is customer-focused. Uh, nope! Don’t pee on me and tell me it’s raining (and nutritious, to boot!)

It is undeniable that Amazon has done a lot right compared to other book sales platforms. I’m concerned those smart moves may be confined to history. Just because they’re the top sales platform doesn’t make me any less screwed today. If they are immune to criticism when they mess up, it’s like saying cops have all the power so they can do no wrong.

Whenever an author dares to cry foul because their income is taking a direct hit, they get gaslit by those who are comfortable with such chaos. By comfortable, I mean they are privileged enough to have more of a cash cushion. Hint: Some of those knobs aren’t necessarily sanguine about your troubles because they’re making a boodle off their books. They’re selling services to the indie community instead of writing fiction. Their compassion deficit is as deep as their pockets. Don’t listen to people who are too comfortable with your pain. You are not a whiner. You’re bleeding and need a tourniquet and a kind word.

So? What Now?

I’m not going to slap on a shit-eating grin and enthuse, “Don’t worry, be happy!” You can’t trust that all you have to do is wait and they’ll fix any problems. You have to remain vigilant to alert them to problems. The central premise of this blog has always been to track the ups and downs of writing and publishing without the bullshit, so here’s my honest advice:

Check your book pages to make sure the listings are correct. Check again regularly. You can’t set it and forget it because the Amazon platform has become too technically complex to be trusted. Or maybe get into the vacuum cleaner business. They seem to have a bunch of happy customers.

~ Oh, and please do check out Endemic. I’m so pleased with this novel because, beyond the apocalyptic scenario, it’s about people who don’t fit in, how they change and how they don’t. The dedication reads: For anyone who has ever been pushed around. Against those who do the pushing.” That seems especially appropriate this morning. Listings and links for all my books are on my author page at AllThatChazz.com.

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