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Stephen King’s advice to aspiring writers

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Keep submitting (but where, Spock?! Where?!)

At a recent writers conference I saw a sci-fi author extraordinaire speak about what it takes to be successful. One key point he made was to keep your work circulating. I have fallen down on this one. I have sent short stories out once or twice and left it at that. Some of them have won some contest mentions but I really haven’t been keeping up with submissions. My main focus is my writing business and my novel, but it’s time I took Sawyer’s advice and submitted my backlog of short stories. They’ll be a hit with someone somewhere and may help land a book contract in the future.

Today I submitted a piece to Writer’s Digest. I’ve won prizes from them before so it’s a logical place to return.

BONUS:

One question that comes up is: contests or literary journals? Here’s both barrels:

There are definitely some journals I would consider for submission, but very few. Read some to decide what fits your tone and sensibility. Many academic literary journals are a waste of time. Plotless, wishy-washy time. Watch those endings, for instance. They far too often seem to be designed to leave you confused with a vague sense of ennui. I’m a fan of plot over pretense and I don’t want to get lost in a sea of description (e.g. I don’t-can’t-won’t read Annie Dillard.)

And who’s reading all these stuffy lit journals, anyway? Does their readership outnumber the number of whipped cream foot fetishists of the world? Hmmm…(Oh! Oh! And incestuous! Did I mention incestuous? That or by some uncanny freak of the odds, all the very best literature emerged from the editor’s cohort in their MFA class.)

I have spoken.

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I’m Telling (about bad writing advice)

“Write what you know” they say, which cuts out a lot of imaginative work. Dragons, unicorns and the heady world of quantitative surveying go down the toilet if you follow that bad writing advice. Instead, write what you care about. If you care about the subject, you’ll learn the details of the English saddle, vasectomies or animal husbandry.

“Show, don’t tell,” they say. Solid idea in general, but not always true.

Example:

“That was a hard time for Toby”

This is the opening sentence to a chapter. It’s telling, not showing. Sometimes you do that, despite the common wisdom that’s taken to the nth degree until the storytelling sounds unnatural. Your construction shouldn’t sound unnatural or it stops readers thinking about the story.

The above bit of telling is from Margaret Atwood’s The Year of the Flood. I recommend it. It’s part of a trilogy so, as long as Atwood and I stay healthy, I have number three to look forward to.

(Book 1 was Oryx and Crake.)

Filed under: rules of writing,

I love Fight Club. Read the book. See the movie.

Filed under: Rant,

Writing Contests

Found some great advice on entering (and winning) writing contests at Freelance Writing: Word Solutions.  If you’ve got a project, contests can be valuable even if you don’t win because they can provide you with motivation to get that short story done and polished.

A couple of weeks ago I went to a blue pencil session at the Ontario Writers Conference and got positive feedback on the first chapter of my book. I turned it into a short story which I’ll submit to Writer’s Digest Short Story Contest. In fact, I better go work on that right now.

I’ve written 2,500 words today. Have you written today?

Filed under: writing contests,

Conflicting Writing Advice

Writing Guru #1:

Start with a hook. Come into the action late, leave the action early and finish each chapter with a breathtaking cliffhanger to propel the reader into the next chapter! All scripts need more and more tension!

Writing Guru #2:

Hooks are hokey. Take your time to build tension. Cliffhangers get tiring. I don’t want to see a cliffhanger at the end of each chapter. I want a feeling of satisfaction.

I’d feel some satisfaction if Writing Guru #1 and #2 duked it out in a naked Jello-and-broken-glass cage match. Who will win? Ooh, cliffhanger!

BONUS:

What do agents and editors want? They want to “be delighted!” What does that mean to you in any practical sense? Shit, man. It means shit. Write to delight yourself and hope that you find someone who agrees with your take. It’s your only hope.

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I’m a Niche Undefined (and that’s bad!)

I like a blog that knows what it’s about. Here’s one: A Book Blog. Period. Read book reviews and fill your brain.

Disclosure:

I haven’t decided what this blog is about in laser focus. Is it a platform for my fiction? Is it an ad for my editorial work?

Book and magazine writing, editing, speeches, ghosting, ranty blog goodness, publishing, writing and being a writer…? I should decide. Really I should.

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The Writer’s Trial

First they tell you your manuscript sucks, but genially. Form rejection. You chalk it up, along with all the others, as paying your dues just like everyone else.

Your next manuscript is also not for them. Or anyone else. Your family asks what happened to that book you were writing. You mumble and start drinking because that’s what writers do. Now you know why.

Someone tells you rejection is good for you. Someone else says it’s part of the process. You fantasize about murdering these people with ballpoint pens.

Another year passes and you submit again. This time they make fun of it in their agent blog. You question your raison d’etre but somehow you climb in off that ledge. You keep writing because…well, let’s face it, you are otherwise unemployable. You have always self-identified as a writer and if you aren’t that, what are you? (Uh-oh…you shove that dangerous and dim realization back into the dark because that way lies existential oblivion.)

Time passes. You’re grayer. You give up drinking for your health. Somehow you keep writing. The starter wife is out the door. At 20, yours was a romantic aspiration. Past 30 and still nothing? Pathetic. Don’t worry about her. She’ll find a nice safe accountant/lawyer/landowner.

Worry about you. A lot.

Another vampire manuscript is rejected because it’s a vampire novel…or they didn’t read it or they read it but they just graduated from a MFA program so obviously, no way. You’ll never really know.

More time passes. You take up drinking again, this time for your sanity. Your writing group loves your new book–except for the guy who hates everything. But who cares? They aren’t publishers or agents. They’re a bunch of unpublished losers. Just. Like. You.

They want to promote you at the dead end job that was supposed to be temporary…when was that? How many years ago? You turn it down so you can stay focussed on the next manuscript which doesn’t seem to have a thrid act. Or a second. Or maybe it’s the alcohol on top of the pills.

You send in the first manuscript to the first place by accident. (You’re forgiven a clerical error. After all, you’ve sent out a ton of these over a long time. And vodka may have been involved. You’re doing better though. You don’t have a problem as long as you don’t start drinking before noon.)

Surprise! Somebody thinks you’re a genius! (Same bonehead who turned you down as laughable years ago.) Now they want to publish all your manuscripts.

Huh.

ALTERNATE ENDING: 

Publishing? That’s so over. You build a website and give your stories away and maybe sell some t-shirts. Now you start the day with lots of vodka. You can take that promotion now.

Finally your life is on track. Finally, you’re happy. You gave up. You’re free.

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Two Twists (a favorite rant from awhile back)

The first time I read the piece in 2002, I wept.

Published soon after 9/11, the writer used simple language but conveyed his message so thoughtfully and eloquently. There were images of the twin towers turned to dust. There were images of firefighters climbing stairs. Victims fled and helped each other. Aircraft passengers fought back heroically against their captors. But it was the foresight and the language that captivated. The piece captures the horror of September 11 and the new resolve awakened in its aftermath. It was tragic and heroic and defiant and brave but romanticized nothing. Heroes were made that day and they came in many creeds and colors. His writing makes you want to reach. His message explored the soul’s wound with a surgeon’s even hand.

The writer acknowledged that on 9/11 Americans were awakened from self-involvement in American foreign policy. To the terrorists, he wrote “Point taken. Wait for your reply in thunder.” The piece made the point–long before history bore out horribly–that though prosecution would be relentless, caution should be more prized than vengeance. Husks of American constitutional ideals should not be sacrificed on the path to justice.

The writer, uncanny and prophetic, reminded us that in war “the most harmed are the least deserving.” The writer condemned any backlash of racism. He made us feel his repugnance at dangerous religious fundamentalism, either spoken from the mouths of terrorists calling for “death to America” or when uttered by Jerry Falwell, who said God “lifted His veil of protection” because America deserved it for allowing gays and the ACLU. As if God only made Americans and not humans.

The writer captured the grief imposed by terrorists and found inspiration from ordinary heroes. This writer saw the future. He warned us against excesses, terrible and inexorable. I am in awe of his foresight.

Twist #1: The writer is J. Michael Straczynski. You’ll find it in Amazing Spider-Man #36. Yes. It was a comic book. If you were so inclined, you’ll never look down on the form again after reading it.

Twist #2: All the elements are there in full color. Now, with history behind us, I’m bitter. Straczynski saw the future. He laid it out. He warned us what could happen if we pursued vengeance instead of justice. The angels of our better natures continue to weep at the loss of lives and of moral authority. We were supposed to better than torture. They said it wasn’t about greed or colonialism and we believed. We were once the righteous ones.

We needed that kind of ability to inspire for defensive action. We needed that caliber of foresight and wisdom and restraint. We needed a comic book writer in the Whitehouse. Instead, we got a comic book reader who had learned none of the best lessons the form can impart.

The first time I read it, I wept. Last night, it made me angry.

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More Writing-related Fun

Over at Book Fox there’s a ton of links to agents and writers and all things literary. The post on calls for submission to all things weird and wonderful will make your day.

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