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08/18/2010 • 3:49 PM 0

Publishers Should Blog

For a great post on how publishers often lose marketing opportunities, read Booksquare on why publishers should blog. It seems fairly obvious, and yet, so many do not. That’s something they don’t make time for and leave to the authors. Perhaps, that’s another reason why there’s so much loading of marketing responsibilities to authors.

Every publisher wants you to pimp your books through your uberplatform. Imagine how much more effective it would be if authors blogged about their work (a given these days) and publishers got their brag on (combined with more marketing savvy?)

Filed under: Publicity & Promotion, publishing, Booksquare, marketing opportunties, publishers

08/18/2010 • 3:23 PM 0

Bad Form Macmillan!

Agent Kristin from Pub Rants* warns authors about some bad behavior over at Macmillan. It;s not just that they sent out amendments to authors saying, “Those electronic rights we didn’t get in your contract? Yeah. We get those, too. Sign here.” (I’m paraphrasing. I’m sure it’s all in deep lawyer-speak.)

The bad form, as Agent Kristin warns, is that it looks like they were sending the amendments straight to the authors instead of to their agents (who presumably would say, “Whoa, there and hold your horses. You want that, you gotta pay. You gotta negotiate!”)

*Don’t miss the comments on that post, either. There’s more juicy goodness there, too.

Filed under: agents, ebooks, publishing, Rant

08/18/2010 • 3:10 PM 1

Read Jeff Jarvis on Net Neutrality

I don’t understand this Net Neutrality agreement in full, but I’ve read enough to be sure it’s bad news. A two-tiered, fast and slow internet is an internet that lacks the freedom it has now. Jeff Jarvis over at BuzzMachine has a cute article that explains the problem with erudition.

Filed under: Rant, internet, net neutrality, Verizon

08/18/2010 • 11:53 AM 0

I won a Maggie Award! (Not!)

Good news! Last night I thought I was a finalist for the Maggie Awards for my column in Massage & Bodywork. There was a mix-up at the magazine so I wasn’t told until this morning that I wasn’t just a finalist. I won a Maggie! Yay! (This is writing award #8 for me…er, not that I’m counting.) Ahem.

My lovely editor wrote in this morning: “It’s a big deal. It’s the Western Publications Association headquartered in LA. It’s the second-biggest magazine organization to Folio.” The good people at M&B also won in another category for their very well-executed digital edition. Kudos to them. They’re great people to work with.

This is a great way to start the day. In fact, I think this requires a Starbucks coffee. Then back to the keyboard.

UPDATE:

Due to a miscommunication at my magazine, I was informed this afternoon (August 19th) that, though I was indded a finalist for a Maggie, I did not, in fact, win a Maggie. Ack! I announced it on Twitter, on Facebook and here and for 24 hours, as far as I knew, it was true. It’s not a big deal since a couple days ago I didn’t know I was even up for the award. Runner-up kinda takes the piss out of the honor of the nomination though. Heavy sigh.

Thanks to my friends and followers for your support. Now, back to the keyboard…

Filed under: What about Chazz?

08/18/2010 • 8:52 AM 0

Chuck Palahniuk on Writer’s Constipation

Filed under: Writers, writing tips, chuck palahniuk, writer's block, writing advice

08/17/2010 • 1:13 PM 1

Random Rejection: The Eclipse Comics Saga Part I (via James Viscosi’s Scribblings)

Rejection makes you sad. Like a bad date, you have to assume it’s not you. It’s them. Publishers don’t have all the answers. It’s subjective. Also, sometimes they can be just…well…disorganized goofs. Great post on an aspiring comic book writer running into the wall (and eventually making a hole in said wall.)

So this week I pulled something really juicy out of my pile of rejections. I may have mentioned before that a number of my books, including Night Watchman and Dragon Stones, started out as comic book series proposals. I was working with an editor at the now-defunct Eclipse Comics on developing several of these. Unfortunately I'm not a particularly good artist, so I was submitting them as scripts that would be illustrated by others. How did it all … Read More

via James Viscosi's Scribblings

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08/17/2010 • 8:22 AM 0

10 Tips to Write Faster

Here’s how to get it down on paper and out the door:

1. Outline first. To write fast, it is a good idea to have some sort of structure in mind before you sit down to write. Beginners need outlines (even rough outlines will do) so no time is wasted having to recover from 50 pages of dead-end writing. Plots need twists. Things need to come together and make sense. Outlines help you keep on track and save time in the long run. (Yes, of course, you can deviate from your outline when you find your characters are taking you down a certain unexpected path. Your creativity is not restricted by outlining. It’s enhanced because you have structure upon which you can hang your narrative.)

Real life Example:

I wrote an incredibly long apocalyptic thriller that was way complex. My outline consisted of five pages, one sentence to a line. Each line answered one question: What happens next? Your outline need not be exhaustive and set up with Roman numerals like they taught you in school. In fact, if it’s too detailed, it will feel like a straitjacket and will take too much time to build. Mind map it. Free associate. Then go.

2. Don’t edit as you go. Let it go and let it flow. Writing the first draft quickly gets you to the revision stage fast. It’s important to write fast for a simple reason. By the time you’re done with writing any book , you’re going to be a little sick of it. (No shame in this. The next book is always more interesting than the middle you’re slogging through as you tackle a tough plot point.)

The danger is that you tinker forever. Perfectionism can allow you to keep your masterpiece hidden away in a drawer for the rest of your life. Writers never finish revisions. They just stop because they can’t face it anymore. Save revisions for follow-up drafts. There is no time to indulge your inner critic when you’re in first-draft mode.

Don’t succumb to the lure of perfectionism and taking it slow. Writing fast allows you to keep up your enthusiasm for the project over the long haul.

3. Reconnaissance saves time. Recon is your list of characters and their traits. Keep track of your characters with a rough sketch. For most characters, you probably won’t need more than a paragraph for name, eye colour, occupation, and most important, what does each character want? If two characters sound too much alike, or serve the same purpose, they are better as one character. I discovered this very thing in my latest manuscript when the english teacher and the drama teacher could be one person.

CHAZZ RULE:

If two characters can be one person, they should be one person.

Make up your Recon sketches at the beginning, not halfway through. By page two-hundred I was at a loss as to the name of the drama teacher from the first chapter and had to backtrack. That was a waste of time and energy I could have poured into the draft. Not knowing such things at once is like a disorganized desk. You can waste years of your life looking for misplaced things. Life is too short for that, especially if you want to get published before you die.

4. Set a deadline. Make it. Short deadlines are better than long deadlines. Take one luxurious deadline and cut it in half. That’s still a realistic deadline. Now shave off 20% of the time you’ve allowed yourself for the first draft. Now you have pressure. Refer to yesterday’s time management post (below) to figure out how you’re going to make that crazy deadline. You can achieve it and, with that achievement, your enthusiasm and confidence will grow. Very few things are as satisfying as typing The End on a draft.

5. Report to someone. Dieting works if you don’t keep your accountability to yourself. It’s the same with writing. Got a big project you want to complete? Make your word counts or page counts known. Tell people you know and respect what youre trying to do and that will help keep your resolve from day to day.

6. Compete with someone. Choose a writer you trust and respect. By the end of the week, one of you will have written more words. Loser buys Sunday brunch. Go to work on that first draft as if it’s a race—it is. The more you write, the better. This tool will get you where you want to be. A writing buddy will motivate you to productivity you wouldn’t have otherwise. (And really, do this one challenge and you’ll both win.)

7. Learn to type properly. I got through journalism school without ever learning how to type correctly. When I get lazy I fall back on my own system of spidering my fingers across the keys inefficiently. That is sub optimum. Productivity is king. Publishers and agents evaluate their risk and return on investment partially on how prolific you are. (And see yesterday’s post below for more on keyboarding. I’ve retrained myself and my speed and accuracy almost doubled in just a few lessons.)

8. Commit. I attended two writing conference this year. At the next conference in 2011, I’ll meet up with the friends and contacts I made. I’ll have a manuscript to sell and a new manuscript I’m working on. Are you still talking about the same book you were working on two years ago? You’re not alone, but honestly? That’s a bad sign. Get it done.

9. Be consistent in your commitment. Are you still waiting for The Muse? The Muse is a fantasy only amateurs indulge. Save that claptrap for the book tour interviews. Writing sometimes feels like work, especially in the moments before you actually get your ass in that chair and start doing it.

10. Move on. Not every book you write is destined for publication. When you fail to compose quickly, your enthusiasm for the project will likely sag over time. That’s a sign you need a fresh perspective, and probably a new book to write.

Every time a famous author dies, a novel they weren’t proud of surfaces. It’s a “trunk book” and that’s where it should have stayed. Its goals were not realized during the author’s lifetime and sometimes an adoring son or daughter (or greedy publisher) pushes the sad coda into print. If you find you can’t commit and compose quickly, that’s a sour sign that you just aren’t interested enough to complete the work on this book. Don’t throw good time after bad.

Get a new book going. Make sure this one sets you on fire. Write the book that you want to read. Write the book you feel in your bones the world needs. Your enthusiasm is the key to getting it done.

The cliché is true: If you aren’t interested, readers won’t be, either.

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Filed under: getting it done, writing tips, 10 tips to writer faster, get your first draft done, Ten tips to write faster, write every day

08/16/2010 • 2:15 PM 0

Ken Levine on TV Script Don’ts

Avoid dream sequences, don’t shop around your script for an old show, keep the budget and logistics in mind and many more tips and observations from The Great Levine. (Sounds like a 70s hypnotist, doesn’t it?) Actually, Ken Levine knows TV as a writer and director. He wrote for MASH, Frasier, Cheers and many others. In this post, he tells you what not to do if you’re trying to break in as a TV writer. Lots of sage advice here (although the advice about the fly made me think of the most critically acclaimed episode of Breaking Bad this season. Well, the fly’s perspective didn’t take up the whole episode.)

Bookmark his blog. There’s always some chewy goodness for scriptwriters and comedy lovers of all heights and glycemic indexes.

Filed under: scriptwriting, Writers, writing tips, Ken Levine, scriptwriters, scriptwriting, TV scripts, writing tips

08/16/2010 • 8:23 AM 2

How to Get the Time You Need to Write Your Novel

Writers who complete their books often steal time and sometimes buy it. You might have to get up earlier or stay up later (or both) but you’ll find lots of tips here on how to get your first draft written. Don’t get sucked into the idea that you need huge blocks of time to make progress. Sometimes all you can do is little bits, but if you write consistently, the little bits will add up. I have a draft of a novel to edit, but I’ve also started another. Summer is very child-intensive for me, so I have a notebook and every day I make progress on writing the new book with a calligraphic pen. The second draft will be typed, of course, but I’m stealing time here and there to get it done. I can get words on paper at the kids’ swimming lessons. Typing’s preferred, but getting it done is the higher goal. Find time. Find time to write every day.

Are you losing writing time to petty errands? That may be a sign of procrastination. Resistance can easily be rationalized but it doesn’t serve your goal of getting a draft written (and eventually published.) Outsource where you can. Getting a babysitter for movie night is a good break, but we also hire a babysitter just so we can get work accomplished without interruptions. I hate to mow the lawn so I hire a teenager to do it for me. For the few bucks it takes to get that done, it’s also saving me valuable writing time. When I hear that mower crank up, it’s also a reminder I should be writing. Buy time.

Maybe you aren’t getting it done because you are not prioritizing. If working out is really important to you, you schedule it, just like a meeting or a dentist appointment. Same with writing. Is it on your calendar? Does your family know writing time is, in fact, Writing Time in big block letters on the family schedule? If you want time, you have to be clear with the people in your life that the time you set aside for writing is sacred. Make time. Value your time. Defend your time.

Surprise tip:

Do not multitask. Doing more than one thing at a time is inefficient.

Find efficiencies. How are your keyboarding skills? Are you a fast typist? Faster is better. Publishers want prolific writers with gestational times more like a rabbit than an elephant. I recommend the Mavis Beacon keyboarding programs to increase your typing speed. If you cannot type quickly, have you tried Dragon or some other dictation strategy?

Don’t ponder. Work from a rough outline so you can plow ahead instead of plod. When we compose, our typing speed typically slows. This is not the way to go. Edit later. Whether you’ve got any kind of plan for what you will write that day or are more of an exploratory writer, punch the keys and don’t stop. The faster you type, the faster your book will be written. Resist the urge to tinker. Messing around with comma placement doesn’t get your first draft done. Save time and write fast. Editing is for later. It is impossible to edit a blank page.Don’t waste time. My general rule is, I don’t watch reruns unless it’s a must-see (bearing in mind that most must-see TV, isn’t.) There are a lot of things I don’t want to do. If they can be avoided, I don’t do them. The biggest time suck is the temptation to surf the net. When you’re writing (at that sacred time you’ve set each day) don’t open your browser and don’t check your email more than twice a day. I type on a little keypad called the Neo. It has 700 hours of life off three AA batteries, it doesn’t heat up like a normal laptop and best of all, it has no internet access. I can take it anywhere and write without even the temptation of internet distraction (read: games and porn.)

A special note about Twitter:

I love Twitter, but as Seth Godin says, “Twitter is never done.” You must be careful how you use it. Here’s how: I post frequently on Twitter. (Plug: you get fresh updates on the latest publishing links on your right of this screen so this blog always has updated content through the day.) However, I never post to Twitter from my desktop. Twitter is for the in-between times. Twitter is for down time. Twitter is productive time when you would otherwise be unproductive. Twitter is for commercials (if you aren’t already saving years of your life by saving your TV shows on PVR and zipping through commercials.)