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Cool Word of the Day

      

ersatz

 

ersatz:

Genuine

 Something artificial that replaces something genuine. 

eg Ersatz conservative Stephen Colbert makes me laugh, but I’d rather be interviewed for my book by the genuine liberal, Jon Stewart.  

(Jon would give me a hug. Stephen would make me pee my pants.) 

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Cool Word of the Day: Genian

Genian:

of, or pertaining to,

the chin.*

(This is the antidote to the last post which, I know, was way too long!)

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Cool Word of the Day (and the McCain/Palin Conspiracy Theory)

Palillogy

In rhetoric, the repetition of a word or part of a sentence for greater emphasis.

Palin, Sarah

A goofy Alaskan ex-governor who has somehow captured the imagination of a bunch of conservative wackos. Said governor, didn’t just “pal around” with a secessionist. She married one. (Was the wink a sign she was really trying to lose? If you break down the near seizure-like winking, the Morse code spells out “I’m just kiddin’ ya!”)

The McCain/Palin Conspiracy Theory

In the run up to the election, liberal conservative John McCain admitted that he did not know how to use a computer, neither Mac nor PC. The theory is that, after a disastrous eight-year run with Bush, McCain wanted to ensure a change in leadership. Enabling Barack Obama would become the next president of the United States, he chose the supremely unqualified Sarah Palin as his running mate. Given the undignified sacrifices McCain made to ensure the ascension of the Democrats, the vote was way too close (revealing more crazy racists than had been previously suspected.) Sour at the lengths he had to go, McCain has turned into a real Conservative douche again who will say batshit thing he can to get reelected (from eschewing and then hugging George Bush to choosing Sarah Palin, distancing himself from Sarah Palin and embracing her and her hardcore wacko fans again.) His legacy of honor and bipartisanship is in tatters at the sad end of his career. Meanwhile, Sarah Palin still has a shot at running in the next election. She says such crazy shit, sometimes you have to think she’s actually a Democrat in dingbat’s clothing–very very expensive clothing. (That “very very” was a palillogy.)

If true, when will Sarah Palin reveal it was all just the ultimate, most expensive prank ever to mock the democratic process? After the next election so she can make sure Obama gets a second term? She quit the governorship to spout her beliefs from Facebook! I mean, c’mon! WTF?!

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Cool Word of the Day

Pocketpiece

A coin kept in the pocket, but not spent (generally a coin that’s not current.)

Nope. I don’t know the point of that, either.

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Cool Word of the Day

Inceration

The act of covering something in wax.

i.e. The villain of the waxworks murdered his victims by incerating them in hot wax.

(There was a bad Paris Hilton movie along those lines…or was that her sex tape?)

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Cool Word of the Day

Opsimath

(noun) someone who learns late in life

Example A:

 He was an opsimath in that he finally got it that he could stay out of much trouble if he just dropped the macho bullshit.

Example B:

He decided to write and edit full-time. He’s an opsimath in his 40s.

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