We were waxing nostalgic about how precious and beautiful my baby girl was at less than a year old. I had her in a stroller and was going through
Chapters when a woman ahead of me said brightly, “Ohmygawd! You blinked! You’re real! For a minute there I thought your baby was a doll!”
“Wasn’t that sweet?” I said to my daughter.
“She thought I wasn’t real?” my daughter, who is now 10, said. “She must have been an idiot.”
Ah, my teachings have percolated through her cortex.
Delicious.
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