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The New Seven Words or Less Contest

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As I wrote Higher Than Jesus, the second in my crime novel series, I held the Six Words or Less Contest. It was so much fun, I’m doing it again, but with an extra word to give you the flexibility you need for a great entry.

Here’s the deal:

You can have a character running around in a crime novel with your name on him or her. All you have to do to win is come up with the funniest slogan for the side of a bakery delivery truck you can imagine. The catch? It has to be seven words or less and it has to be original, funny, memorable and somewhat plausible (so swearing is out for this one.) The contest ends December 7. Enter as many times as you like in the comments section below. 

The winning entry will be used in my next crime novel, Hollywood Jesus. (You guessed it. It takes place in California.) The winner will be chosen by a vote held from Dec. 7 to Dec. 10, 2012. The top three entries get a digital copy. The grand prize winner will get a free copy of the book in digital and paperback. Have fun with it! 

~ Robert Chazz Chute’s favorite bakery product is chocolate croissants with rich coffee. He’s also written two guides to writing, publishing and promotion. Crack the Indie Author Code is currently #1 in publishing and #4 in writing, and FREE this week on Amazon. Get your copy of Crack the Indie Author Code before Friday at midnight or before the sun explodes, whichever comes first. For more publishing and promotion tips, get Write Your Book: Aspire to Inspire. For more on books by Chazz and to hear the All That Chazz podcast, go to AllThatChazz.com.

Free to you Nov. 26 – 30, 2012. Click it to grab it now, please, or I shoot this puppy.

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25 Responses

  1. Flour Power
    Beauty & the Yeast
    Gimme a Little Sugar
    Sugar and Spice, Your Favorite Vice

  2. Brian Wright says:

    The burnt ones are free!

  3. Brian Wright says:

    Come grab our buns

  4. Brian Wright says:

    Royal flush all bran bakery

  5. Brian Wright says:

    Sugar high’s prescriptionless pleasures

  6. Brian Wright says:

    Sugar High’s prescriptionless pleasures.

    Waistline delivery services.

  7. Jo Goldenberg says:

    Best Fluffed ‘n’ Puffed Buns

  8. Denise DeSio says:

    Oh, here’s one for the author in you…
    Ready?
    The Bun Also Rises

  9. Chris Gorman says:

    We deliver your buns from the oven

  10. m00nii says:

    Our bread is not dead – Light & Leaven!

  11. SAM says:

    Brotherhood of the Traveling Doughboys
    Rub-a-dub-dub 3 knaves in a tub
    Save the dough, raise a baker

  12. You’ll get a rise outta our buns!
    That’s how we ROLL.
    Come for buns, stay for the rolls!
    Yeast meets best.
    Buns o Fun!
    Buns on the Roll.

  13. biff423 says:

    Buns on a Roll.
    You’ll get a rise outta our buns.
    Thats how we roll
    Yeast meets best

  14. [...] Get all the details and enter the 7 Words or Less Contest here at ChazzWrites.com.  [...]

  15. Thom Reece says:

    Oh, Baby… I Love Those Buns!

  16. Derek o Leary says:

    The Bread of life
    The bread for life
    Born & bread
    Holy sesame seed bagels, breadman

  17. So sweet you’ll wish for diabetes.

  18. Juan Carlos says:

    Baked with love and almost no insects.
    So sweet you’ll wish for diabetes.
    Almost definitely worth the minor hive outbreak
    Sugary and spicey. Legal in some states.
    For when you want to say: Help!

  19. [...]  Get all the details of the Seven Words or Less Contest and enter here. [...]

  20. [...] The New Seven Words or Less Contest (chazzwrites.com) [...]

  21. Kurt Bali says:

    Gina’s Bakery: Famous For Our Yeast Confections

  22. [...] There’s still time to get your name in my next thriller How about it? [...]

  23. No More Twinkies Rehabmobile

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